We received no protest whatsoever from the various gym bags and briefcases we stowed on the rear “seats.” While they slid around quite a lot on the leather, they didn’t seem to mind the tight quarters. We refused to put an actual human being back there, however, for fear of triggering a Gitmo-sized torture scandal. These aren’t really seats, they’re beautifully upholstered package shelves. One editor laughed out loud when he noticed that there were LATCH points for child seats; there is no child seat in existence that would fit back there. These seats are an unfunny joke; Jaguar should just make the XKR a two-seater.