Here, again, is another example of the common situations shared between people and cars. The Tribeca, for example, is just like a lonely single guy. Both want to be picked up, chosen from amongst the masses, and whisked off for years of love and companionship. That ain’t happening if you’re ugly. Sorry, but it’s just not. The smart guy realizes his shortcomings and hits the gym, drops some cash on some new duds, maybe visits a dermatologist or orthodontist, while the equally homely auto makes a pit stop back at the design studio for a little reshaping here, a tuck there. In the end, the dude finds love, and we expect the 2008 Subaru Tribeca to find more welcoming garages.